12 days of Assassinmas

12 days of Assassinmas

on the first day of Assassinmas my templar gave to me. An Altair in a date tree.
( Altair: -shakes fist angrily- MY DATES!)

On the second day of Assassinmas my templar gave to me. Two templar turtles.
(Turtles: -dressed like templars- KUMI!!!
Desmond:.......FOOD)
And an Altair in a date tree!

On the third day of Assassinmas my Templar gave to me. Three potential lovers.
(Ezio:...Cristina, Caterina, or Sofia....damn so many women so little time)
Two templar turtles.
And an Altair in a date tree.

On the fourth day of Assassinmas my templar gave to me. Four calls of Novice!
(Malik: NOVICE! NOVICE! NOVICE! NOVICE!
Altair: Shut up! )
Three potential lovers.
Two templar turtles.
And an Altair in a date tree!

On the fifth day of Assassinmas my templar gave to me. FIVE PIECES OF EDEN!!!
(Vidic, Cesare, Rodrigo, Al Mualim, Robert de Sable: -each rubbing a piece of Eden- MY preciousssss~)
Four calls of novice.
Three potential lovers.
Two templar turtles.
And an Altair in a Date tree!

On the sixth day of Assassinmas my templar gave to me. Six Ezios flying.
(Ezio: -In the air with the piece of eden among five more Ezios with hang gliders- Note to self do NOT clone oneself while in mid air)
FIVE PIECES OF EDEN!!!
Four calls of novice.
Three potential lovers.
Two templar turtles.
And an Altair in a date tree!

On the seventh day of Assassinmas my templar gave to me. Seven Altairs drowning.
(Altair: MALIK SAVE US!!!!
Malik:...Novice..es? OH GOOD GOD THERE ARE MORE OF HIM!)
Six Ezios flying.
FIVE PIECES OF EDEN!!!!
Four calls of Novice.
Three potential lovers.
Two templar turtles.
And an Altair in a date tree!

On the eighth day of Assassinmas my templar gave to me. Eight Desmonds mixing.
(Desmond: -making a martini with a tearful happy look- I miss being a bartender!)
Seven Altairs drowning.
Six Ezios flying.
FIVE PIECES OF EDEN!!!
Four calls of Novice.
Three potential lovers.
Two templar turtles.
And an Altair in a date Tree!

On the ninth day of Assassinmas my templar gave to me. Nine Shauns a hacking
(Shaun: I am NOT hacking into Rebeccas Emails -looks around nervously-)
Eight Desmonds mixing.
Seven Altairs drowning.
Six Ezios flying.
FIVE PIECES OF EDEN!!!!
Four calls of novice.
Three potential lovers.
Two templar turtles.
And an Altair in a Date tree!

On the tenth day of Assassinmas my templar gave to me. Ten La volpes stealing.
(Machiavelli: -wearing a barrel after la volpe(s) stole from him- OH GOOD GOD NO! THERE ARE MORE OF HIM!)
Nine Shauns a hacking.
Eight Desmonds mixing.
Seven Altairs drowning.
Six Ezios Flying.
FIVE PIECES OF EDEN!!!
Four calls of novice.
Three potential lovers
Two templar turtles.
And an Altair in a date tree!

On the eleventh day of Assassinmas my Templar gave to me. Eleven Heads a shining.
(Robert: -standing in direct Sun.-
Altair: OH GOOD GOD MY EYES! THEY BURN!)
Ten la volpes stealing.
Nine Shauns a hacking.
Eight Desmonds Mixing.
Seven Altairs drowning.
Six Ezios flying.
FIVE PIECES OF EDEN!!!
Four calls of novice
Three potential lovers
Two templar turtles
And an Altair in a date tree!

On the twelfth day of Assssinmas my templar gave to me. Twelve voices talking.
(Clay and Desmond: -Holding onto each other and crying- MAKE THE VOICES STOP ALREADY!)
Eleven Heads a shining.
Ten La Volpes stealing.
Nine Shauns a hacking.
Eight Desmonds mixing.
Seven Altairs Drowning .
Six Ezios flying.
FIVE PIECES OF EDEN!!!!!
Four calls of novice.
Three potentiating lovers.
Two templar turtles.
And an Altair in a date Tree!!!!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! AND MAY IT BE FILLED WITH ASSASSIN CREEDY GOODNESS!!!!